Perfect Behavior
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- Synopsis
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A guide for ladies and gentlemen in all social crises - a humorous version.
Excerpt: The first thing to do on arriving at a symphony concert is to express the wish that the orchestra will play Beethoven's Fifth. If your companion then says "Fifth what?" you are safe with him for the rest of the evening; no metal can touch you. If, however, he says "So do I"--this is a danger signal and he may require careful handling.
- Copyright:
- 1922
Book Details
- Book Quality:
- Excellent
- Book Size:
- 117 Pages
- Publisher:
- N/A
- Date of Addition:
- 04/15/03
- Copyrighted By:
- Donald Ogden Stewart
- Adult content:
- No
- Language:
- English
- Has Image Descriptions:
- No
- Categories:
- Nonfiction, Humor
- Submitted By:
- Laura Hall
- Proofread By:
- Regina Alvarado
- Usage Restrictions:
- This book is in the public domain and is freely available to all.